Author Quick Chat with Liza O’Connor

Hi, readers! Today I’ve got author Liza O’Connor here for a quick and easy chat…except that if you know Liza you’ll know, too, that nothing is every quick and easy with her!  I mean that in a good way… I think.  LOL   As always, chatting with Liza has left me laughing.  Here’s the simple question I asked her:

If you could live anywhere, where would it be? 



And now, without further ado, here’s is her not-so-simple answer!

The answer to this question has been rated overall as Mostly TRUE: It contains 9 True statements, 2 possibly true statements, 2 no clue if true statements, and 1 clearly ridiculous claim.

 



 

Where would I like to be? It wouldn’t be in Iowa where blind people can walk around in public wearing loaded guns, which they may legally fire if they feel threatened.  [True]

It might be New Zealand, which, in my opinion, is the most beautiful place on Earth. [True OPINION]

Outer SpaceBut since the choice was anywhere, I would like to leave Earth, which isn’t going to be habitable by humans much longer [possibly true] and find a new planet to live on. To do this we will need to travel faster than the speed of light. [probably true] Fortunately a method is being worked on by NASA.  They’ve invested 1 scientist and $50K to solve this problem. [True, but not very impressive.] Hey, it’s something.  [true]

Hopefully, he’ll work this out quickly, because once the ocean currents stall out due to salt water dilution, history says we only have about 25 years before a million year freeze sets in. [Liza’s conclusion upon reading a few graphs. No clue if true] When that happens it won’t matter if I’m in Iowa, New Jersey, or New Zealand. [True]  There is probably someone secretly building an underground environment to keep humans alive. [No clue if true] But seriously, I don’t want to go underground for a million years. [True. Liza has mole issues]

So my hopes are that Richard Branson goes beyond the tourist rides, steals the one scientist working on warp drive, and build us a spaceship capable of speeds faster than light. [True hope] Still, I will probably die of old age before the ship arrives anywhere. [true] But that’s better than being stuck underground for a million years with some blind guy from Iowa trying to shoot pigeons out of trees that don’t exist. [Ridiculous for multiple reasons.]

(In case you haven’t guessed, there’s a blind guy from Iowa shooting pigeons in Climbing Out of Hell.) [True]



Whew!  Got all that? So, readers, where would you like to live?



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Check out Climbing Out of Hell by Liza O’Connor

Billionaire Trent Lancaster has destroyed his relationship with the only woman who ever loved him. Now we discover the full truth of what happened.

He actually had reasons for his behaviors.

Still, there is no going back. Trent has lost Carrie forever, but he would rather die than marry Coco, so he does just that. Trent gives away most of his possessions, fakes his death, and starts over with a new face and a better attitude in a small town in Iowa where his half-brother Sam is sheriff.

Losing his true love has fundamentally broken Trent to his core. His only chance for happiness is to become the better man Carrie had always seen inside him.

True change is not easy. Can Trent grow up and become a man we can love?

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25 thoughts on “Author Quick Chat with Liza O’Connor

  1. Oh my God, I’m nearly crying from laughing so hard! Liza, that was a brilliant post again! 😀
    And I hope we won’t fight, because New Zealand is my dream place, too. Apart from that, I find it REALLY hard to come up with any place on earth that really draws me in.

    • ❤ Awwww, thanks. Do you want an answer to your question. I doubt it will go better than Christinas. In fact, hers was less provocative than your question.

    • New Zealand is two islands, both well stocked. And have you seen my space ship. I got it at a junk heap planet. Jessica Subject has a nice ship, but she’s so busy writing, she rarely gets to take it out of the solar system.

    • Oh I like you! Definitely go to New Zealand, it’s like God gathered up the best sites in all the countries and stuffed them on two tiny island. But if you are adventurous, be aware, when you sign the ‘no fault’ disclaimer to do things like hang glide, bungee jump, ride in a helicopter or a speed boat, the no sue clause is rock solid. Since the Gov is the defacto insurer, you’ll never win a case against them. The 1st week I was in NZ 4 tourist died. So chose your adventures carefully and when they tell you NOT to take your rental car certain places, heed their warning. They do not exaggerate their warnings. But the views and the beaches, and the volcanos, and the ice glaciers, and the rivers, and the ocean filled with giant pods of dolphins, and whales. It’s none stop fun there. And the youth hostels used to take all ages, so you can do it cheap.

    • I did say 25 years AFTER the ocean currents stopped we’d go into a deep freeze. I’ve no idea when that will happen, so we may die of old age first, I’m thinking it will happen in the next decade, so I’ll probably be around to see the end of humans..

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